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	This is about my first hack, Mario Tokes a Doobie, taken from SMB1.
I know a lot of people have redone SMB1 before, but tough noogies!!

--{{THE STORY}}--
One fine day in 1963, Mario and the Princess were down in the basement doing God
knows what when Peach offered Mario some Mary Wanna. 
	"No a-thanks," Mario declined in his funny little italian axcent,
"That can a-do bad things, like rot brain cells and a-make ordinary guys
sleep with a-really ugly women."
	"All right," Her Highness replied, "suit yourself." As she said this
she picked up a joint and lit it.
	"Let's a-not be too hasty, now, I'm open to a-new things." Said
Mario, and he grabbed his own joint from Peaches stash and lit it. Suddenly
his brain felt numb, and he passed out.
	When he awoke, Mario saw the words ONE PLAYER GAME and TWO PLAYER
GAME in big, bold, psychodelic letters. "Is this a-what Peach was telling me
about a bad a-trip?" He wondered.
	Mario pushed the start button, and walked forward. He saw strange
things, like blocks floating in mid-air, and squares trying to stop him from
toking his doobie!
	"I must a-stomp the squares and a-get back to Peach!" Mario
resolved, and with that he set out on a psychodelic journey that may not exist!

--{{WHAT MARIO MUST DO}}--
Mario must stomp on squares (goombas) and collect mind-expanding moldy
mushrooms. He must pick up flowers so he can use Flower Power and throw
Psychodelic Acid at imaginary turtles. And Mario has to kill Boozer, the
leader of the squares, and return to Peach. If Mario is attacked too many
times, it will cause hime to lose his doobie and doubt his own exsistence.

--{{MARVY STUFF I DID, YOU HEPCAT}}--
I fixed the blocks so instead of breaking they cease to exsist when Mario
bashes them.
I made the Koopa Troopas imaginary, by having them flash in and out of
exsistance.
Koopa Troopa shells are see-through, as are piranha plants, meaning they are
imaginary. Imaginary things still hurt.
I did a whole bunch of other stuff, too, like make Mario have a joint hang
off his lip and he now where's a groovy 'do.
Remember, if you haven't wondered whether you are real or not by the time
you beat the game, you need to play again, number 1 because it makes me feel
good to know lots of people play it and 2 because I said so.

--{{GROOVY STUFF}}--
This hack was made by:

Grand Moff High Warlord Emporor Jeff
Keeper of all uiseless knowledge and mayor of Fuddlecumjug
Owner, Propreitor, and other good stuff of Jeffco.

Made using:

Nesticle version .34

Mario Tokes A Second Doobie and Mario Tokes his Third
Doobie are on the way!